queenwhiskey:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Old sock. via Shitty_Car_Mods

This is the best one yet

gamgyuls:

maebea

choochoobear:

keyhollow:

armchair-factotum:

darkvioletcloud:

amandabel1man:

regularlesbian:

toastpotent:

pukicho:

mymindsecho:

lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising:

im-a-tnuc:

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it’s nbd

Sorry, I’m still stuck on “Leave Europe alone, you colonizers.”

all-hail-astro-boy:

suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

thx-a-latke:

internetdumpsterfires:

Client Wanted a Picture of Mr. Clean Shitting

if staff is going to tear down this site, we might as well give them a good reason

daveslutstaine:

This is so sad, Alexa play Fingers In His Ass

earthsiqn:

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

bensrichie:

me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,

my cat:

nae-design:

Maruyama Ōkyo | 1733 - 1795

Japanese already perfected “cute” and “manga” during 1700s - from one of master artists during edo era.

gaypunkbf:

swanboulet:

pixelspaceboy:

daloy-politsey:

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz.
2) Jewish Americans created comic books.
3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

baapi-makwa:

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

wonderytho:

Meirl

effiesketch:

the girl!

sorwikus:

an oldie I forgot I had lying around